What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

Why is the world male-dominated?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

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Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some sex stories from your college days?